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Grandad has just heard some very sad news, a beloved old friend of his has finally given up the ghost and passed away. Grandad was saddened to hear about the news because...

With a General Election coming up very soon, like most of us, Grandad is expecting people to come knocking on his door who are canvassing for one or other of the various ...

Grandad was watching the news on TV about all the terrible things happening in the world around us. He saw stories of innocent people being killed, he saw stories abo...

Grandad had got over his illness, he had picked up the “Lurgy” that was going round and it knocked him for six. So to cheer him up his eldest Granddaughter told him she w...

Grandad has been ill and out of sorts over the past few weeks so, Nan has given us a piece for this month. “SOMEBODY SAID BEING A MUM WAS EASY” Somebody said it tak...

Grandad and Nan had been invited to a party along with Barry the Barber and his wife Cordi, her full name is Cordelia but she is always known as Cordi. The party was on...

Grandad woke up early one Sunday morning and felt unwell with what he thought was Indigestion. He took a few indigestion tablets but things didn’t improve, so Nan called ...

Grandad had booked an appointment at the doctors surgery for a check up, following all the healthy problems he had been through lately. He arrived in plenty of time and s...

Whilst Grandad has been recuperating he has had a lot of time on his hands, so he has been spending a lot of time on the computer looking at all sorts of weird and wonder...

Grandad’s eldest Granddaughter came to see him and asked if he would do her a favour and look after her three children, “What, look after my Great Grandchildren, of cours...

Grandad had spent a fantastic two days alone at home because Nan had gone up to the Midlands to visit family, he had eaten what he liked, when he liked, he had gone out a...

Grandad was talking with his old friend Tommy about the problems they had both had over the years by getting drunk on the odd occasion and Tommy had told him about his w...

Grandad and Nan were taken on holiday to the Dominican Republic, by their son Brian and his family. The holiday itself was fantastic, but there were a few hiccups on t...

With this Hose Pipe ban in place and a shortage of water young Kieran, Grandad’s 9 year old Grandson said “It’s a good job that Noah isn’t alive today, as he would be out...

Grandad decided that he had to lose some weight as all of his clothes were getting tight and really uncomfortable when he put them on. He looked at this diet and that di...

Grandad was sitting in Barry the Barbers patiently waiting his turn. Barry, as usual, was busy cutting his customers hair and telling the latest round of jokes that he ha...

A couple of Christmases ago Grandad and his good friend, the late Mick Twyman decided to make a Christmas cakes and thought it can’t be that hard they had watched all the...

One Saturday Grandad was taking advantage of the wonderful late Indian Summer weather that we had recently and was sitting out in the garden, when two of his Granddaught...

Grandad’s daughter Mandie and her family were going away for the last few days of the summer holidays, before all the schools started back and they asked Grandad if he’d ...

During the last half-term holidays Grandad went to a chalet park for a weeks holiday along with most members of his family. Between them they had 4 chalets all next to ea...

GRANDAD EXPLAINS THE AGING PROCESS Although Grandad is well past “Middle Age” many of his younger family, and their friends, keep asking him “When do you know that you...

When Grandad, was working in the garden, he cut his hand rather badly and went up to the A&E department at the hospital. When he got there, after having checked in, he fo...

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot When you could win a few thousand with Littlewoods Not millions with Camelot We also had Vernon’s and Zetters, do you...

Grandad was invited to visit his Sister who now lives in Florida, his Children and his Grandchildren had all clubbed together to buy his ticket for him to fly over there....

Grandad was in the car with his Granddaughter Zoe, they had been to Lakeside Shopping for the day. They were driving back home along the Thanet Way when suddenly blue fla...

Grandad was talking with Barry the Barber about something that Barry’s wife had said. “She was moaning at me about how us men have it so much better” said Barry. “What wa...

With all of the nice sunny days we have been enjoying, which does make a change, Grandad had been invited to lots of Barbeques. Some of these invites came from friends an...

Delia gives us her cooking tips and Grandad gives his. Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a cornet to prevent ice-cream drips . Grandad’s Way...

Grandad found that he had lots of time on his hands and was getting bored so he applied for a job at a large Supermarket (Who shall remain nameless, in case they try to s...

Grandad’s second eldest Granddaughter Gemma took a temporary job for the Easter break from University. It was a job with one of the many companies that have sprung up and...

Grandad has just heard some very sad news, a beloved old friend of his has finally given up the ghost and passed away. Grandad was saddened to hear about the news because...

Grandad received a call from his Granddaughter Jade, she asked him if he would pick up a large box a dog biscuits for their female Husky, when he went to the shops. “Of c...

When Grandad was a lad. Grandad and Jade, one of his Granddaughters were sitting in McDonalds when Jade asked “What was your favourite Fast-Food when you were growing ...

Grandad & Nan went to Fuerteventura for a 2 week break just after New Year, they had a great time. The hotel was great, the weather was great, the place was great, in fac...

Grandad was talking to his friend Tommy when Tommy told him that his bank had charged him £35 for bouncing a cheque, that he had paid to the plumber, just because his pen...

Grandad went for a day trip to France and took one of his Grandchildren, Corey and her friend Paige. Of course Nan came with them as well, but as Nan is a terrible sailor...

Zoe, Grandad’s eldest Granddaughter came to see him and asked him if he would look after Abigail her three year old. Well Grandad jumped at the chance of looking after hi...

Grandad was in Barry the Barbers again, waiting to get his hair cut when Barry told him about a tale that he had heard from Ted Kirk, one of his customers. The tale start...

Grandad was with Hannah, one of his Granddaughters, when she was playing with a Yo-Yo. “Can you do this Grandad” asked Hannah. “I used to be able to” said Grandad. “In fa...

Grandad went to get his haircut at Barry the Barbers in Northdown Road. Whilst he was waiting for his turn Barry told him about a Special Offer scheme he had tried the p...

With the huge number of MP’s fiddling (Allegedly) their expenses and with the absolutely obscene unearned bonuses being made to various bosses. This, along with the billi...

Grandad was having a cup of tea in his kitchen when he decided to get all of the jobs, that he had been putting off, done. He thought today’s the day. So first off he d...

Grandad met up with Gemma his 22yr old Granddaughter and Gemma told him that she had taken a part-time job whilst at College. The job she had taken was at a call centre h...

Well Christmas is well and truly behind us now, Easter eggs are starting to appear in the shops. Talking about Christmas, what a wonderful display of Christmas Lights we ...

Grandad was sitting in Batchelors, in Northdown Road, having a coffee and watching the world go by when a young man in his twenties sat at the table next to him. He start...

Grandad was out shopping in Northdown Road the other day and when he reached the Zebra Crossing he waited until he could cross, he was about a quarter the way across when...

Grandad’s cousin George of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed ,which she could see from the b...

I pulled into the supermarket petrol station the other day. There I got the shock of my life, the price of Petrol Had gone through the roof. Well, like me, a lot of peo...

You think that Dot Com is the lady who used to have the sweet shop Your joints are more accurate than the BBC Weather Service Your back goes out more than you do. You ...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not eno...

Well that’s not strictly true, let me tell you what happened. It was my Grandsons birthday, so I took him out around the shops. “So what do you want for your birthday ...

I was asked to look after 6 of my grandchildren for a few hours, whilst the rest of the family went shopping, something the kids really hate doing. Well I’m with the kids...

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