Being A Mum
Somebody said “Being a Mum is easy”
Somebody said it takes about 6 weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby…
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct…Somebody never took a 3-year-old
Somebody said being a mother is boring…Somebody never took their child on an airplane for
the first time.
Somebody said good mothers never raise their voices…Somebody never came out the back
door just in time to see her child kick a football through the neighbour's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother…
Somebody never helped a 10 year old with his spellings.
Somebody said you can't love the 4th child as much as you love the first…
Somebody doesn't have 4 children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books…
Somebody never had a child stuff a pen top up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labour and delivery…
Somebody never watched her "baby" go to School on their first day.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her
back .Somebody never arranged a child’s birthday party
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married…
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new Son- or Daughter-in-law to a mother's
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home…
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her…
Somebody isn't a mother.